A lady phoned to give me directions and the code for a key box, I explained that I was on the m4 and couldn’t write things down so she agreed to send me the details. After arriving where the sat nav took me, I spent 45 minutes searching around for the poorly signed accommodation as all I had been sent was the code for a lock box, no mention of where it or the accommodation was. Unfortunately the parking by it was £15 for 8hrs so I then had to drive around to find alternative parking. After calling the lady to find where the lock box was (300m away from the accommodation) I eventually opened it only to find that nobody had bothered leaving a key card in there to access the property.
After more messing about, I finally got into my room an hour after where the sat nav had taken me. No furniture other than a fold up chair hidden under the bunk beds. Doing my paperwork sat on the floor whilst looking at the stains on the walls is hopefully a never to be repeated experience.