The ad on Hotels.com said there was a kitchenette. A mini keurig, perched on a microwave, perched on a mini-fridge like some sort of post-modern hospitality pyramid does NOT a kitchenette make.
Second, the hotel wifi was so bad I had to use my own phone as a hotspot to achieve any sort of connection. When the wifi did occasionally work carrier pigeons would have had more bandwidth.
Third, the overall state of the rooms. One of our rooms, the doors were hung so badly that outside door refused to lock at all, and the bathroom one almost could not be closed. (the outside one was later fixed)
Fourth. Our stay was four nights long. In that time housekeeping never came to my room. No towels were replaced, no cleaning was done. The other people with me had to beg for cleaning to be done one day while we were out.
Fifth. Though the building does have extensive camera coverage it's rather unnerving to see rear access doors wedged open 24/7, making for an obvious security concern.
Sixth. In neither of our rooms were the TVs connected to anything at all. Not cable, not satellite, nothing. Maybe the aforementioned carrier pigeons took them. On top of that, one room's A/C unit was barely functional.
Seven. The breakfast "buffet" consisted of a waffle maker, a toaster, two coffee jugs, juice, a jug of milk and cereal cups.
A friend of mine told me this was the hotel people go to end their lives... I see why.