"Ah, the Paradiso Plaza! Where the pool's so close, you might accidentally dive in through your window! The TV decided to go on a silent retreat, giving us a chance to practice our mime skills. And let's talk about that rib steak - so dedicated to fitness, it eliminated all its juices! But fear not, for the breakfast spread was a morning masterpiece that made us forgive and forget faster than you can say 'pass the syrup.' Overall, a rollercoaster of hospitality that left us chuckling all the way home!"