Let me start with all the great stuff about this hotel:
*Free wifi
*Parking garage
*A pool which was virtually deserted during our stay leaving it all to us.
...that's it...
Greeted by a pubic hair on our pillow, they stay started bad and went dramatically worse during our one night. After having gone to sleep, a stranger came into our room which was apparently double booked. The apology was not worth a whole lot from the receptionist who didn't speak English, didn't seem to be too bothered and offered a free breakfast (which at free still wasn't worth the price, we decided to leave without after we had the "pleasure" of looking at what was offered).
The room had dirt on the floor and dirt up the walls, the sheets were old and dirty.
Not enough towels, but the nearby maid was helpful with this.
There is nothing prestigious about this hotel, as it only barely manages to achieve average quality of whatever is not of bad quality.
While a choice of a slow torturous death and another night at this hotel would probably fall in the hotel's favor, I would live happily never having to face this place again.
The location of the hotel is good considering you can see the hotel disappearing in the rear view mirror at over 100km/h just by heading out on the freeway after a few turns, and this is probably the best view of the hotel we had during our stay.